FAKE HIPPIES IN VENICE BEACH

I hate it how people who live in Venice think they are such hippies. Just because you moved here from the midwest, bought a longboard skateboard and go to yoga once a week does NOT make you a flower child. WAKE UP! You live in one of the biggest cities in the country! You wanna be a hippie? Move up into the mountains and eat berries and sleep in a tree. And for God's sake take a bath!